So instead of the profound post I was planning to write, I am going to rant about a seemingly minor but very serious problem that has been affecting our sector: the madness-inducingly poor usage of hyphens.
Just when we finally figured out the importance of the Oxford Comma, which is elegant, practical, and majestic–#OxfordCommaForever—I’ve been seeing more and more errors around hyphen usage. Even the brilliant leaders whom I respect make mistakes. I know that our sector has important things to work on, but just look at these abominations of nature:
- “We help small business owners through coaching and workshops.” You mean “small-business owners.” Unless, your mission really is to help business owners who are physically small.
- “There was a glitch with our email system, so I resent the invitation to our gala.” You mean you “re-sent.” Unless, you actually do resent the invitation to the gala, and some of us do.
- “We are a community of color led nonprofit.” It’s “community-of-color-led nonprofit.” I know that’s a lot of hyphens, but each one is important.
- “Did you prepare the agenda for the off site retreat this week?” It’s “off-site.” Don’t make me fight you.
- “Our org supports women and minority owned businesses.” That’s great, but the women-and-minority-owned businesses would appreciate it if you use hyphens. (Edit: As a colleague mentions in the comment section, it might be “women- and minority-owned businesses,” or if you’re confused, just write “women-owned and minority-owned businesses” or “businesses owned by women and minorities.”
- “In his spare time, Ed enjoys cooking and hiking with his eight year old twins.” Worst bio ever. I won’t be able to pay attention to your keynote. It’s “eight-year-old twins.” And also don’t write “eight-year old twins,” which is now talking about the twins being old, or “eight year-old twins,” which is now possibly referring to eight separate one-year-old kids.
- “I bought some gluten free muffins for the team meeting.” Aw, that’s sweet. But you mean “gluten-free.”
- “Twenty eight people attended the house party.” In general, anything after 10 shouldn’t be spelled out. If you have to do it, though, use hyphens.
- “Our board chair is a know it all.” Do they know how to use hyphens?
- “three fourth of the program participants have not filled out their evals.” That’s a serious problem. I’m talking about the missing hyphen.
- “My great grandfather wants to put your organization in his will.” Is he your great-grandfather? Or he’s your grandfather and he’s just really great? Either way, we’ll take his money, but it helps to know.
- “This good for nothing post is the worst you’ve ever written.” Nuh uh.
If you are confused about when to use or not use hyphens, here’s a handy list of rules. Like the Oxford Comma and the single space after periods, this may be hard for some of you. Most of us don’t even notice it. But only when we have all mastered the usage of hyphens can our sector unleash its full potential.
Oh, and as another colleague mentions in the comment section, don’t ever hyphenate “nonprofit.”
Meanwhile, I end with this sentence, written by a colleague, that fully demonstrates the consequences of not using hyphens. She wrote, “Some days you get to eat fancy ass cake for breakfast on air while promoting your event, and all is right with the world.”
This is what happens when you don’t use hyphens correctly. You eat ass cake. And you will never live it down.
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