So, instead of writing a serious post today—several serious ones are coming—I had asked Richard Porter, our Nonprofit Poet Laureate of the Milky Way Galaxy, to write some poems that capture the essence of our sector. Richard, you may recall, won the first-ever Nonprofit Poetry Contest. His poem, replicated below, with its heartbreaking earnestness and yearning, captured the hearts of the judges. He follows it with three more poems.
Our field is full of talented individuals, including many artists. Thanks, Richard and other artists, for illuminating our world.
“Richard vs. the Line-Item Budget”
(1st Place Winner of the Nonprofit Poetry Contest 2016)
do not make me beg
for $$$ to buy a laminator.
I have suffered the 1001 indignities of social work
and all I want
is a nice A4 document
pressed between 2 silky-soft sheets of
I want it to warm my hands.
I want our funders to esteem us
based upon the quality
of our printed promotional materials.
I want laminating sheets that are as
extremely durable and stress resistant
as I would like to be.
i dream of a database
algorithms like strong hands
shifting clouds of ones & zeroes
accurate to the decimal point
& never buggy
database with up to the second
full time/well paid
with access to good coffee
ceaseless internal audits
can only supplement
and never replace the finest lo-fi tools of our trade:
the listening ear
coffee & aspirin
a diamond infinity of patience
The theme for this year’s volunteer party
Was going to be
“Our Volunteers Are Outta This World:
The Cosmic Bowling Experience”
Discount group rate on shoe rentals
Twenty five out of twenty five volunteers surveyed
Circled they “strongly disagree” with the idea of going bowling
So we’re doing a potluck dessert thing
I will keep my ball and shoes in the trunk
Just in case
Anyone changes their mind
Note from Richard: These are real experiences from my days as a case manager. Some details have been altered to respect the confidentiality of my former clients.
this is a fire hazard
a collection of
floor to ceiling cookbooks
I walk uncomfortably through a tight maze
of grinning Rachael Rays
soot grey walls
boom box Aerosmith
man and teenage son sit side by side on couch
watching me through slit eyes
it is my job to tell them to clean their kitchen
because the ants
man with intimidating muscles
offers to let me pet his ball python
“He’s calm. He just ate three frozen mice.”
I say no thanks
snake smells stale, sinister
guy lying on sagged mattress
feeding sour cream and cheddar potato chips
to a rabbit named Mr. Bun Bun
trying to fill out paperwork with client
she’s watching the end of Nutty Professor 2
and won’t stop laughing
I give up and join her in watching the rest of the movie
it’s a pretty funny movie
Richard works for Volunteer Chore Services of Snohomish County. “Our program matches volunteers to disabled, low-income seniors for housework and transportation services. This allows seniors to age in place in their community.”
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